What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : I'm 24.

Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Humans have evolved and become hairless and odor free. How do other races learn about evolution since evolution does not apply to them?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

What would happen if the Soviet Union had simply annexed Manchuria after World War 2 or kept it independent as a puppet state allied them and separate from China as China was too weak too oppose it anyway?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

What are some cool confidence hacks?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Is there such a thing as "left wing fascism"? If not, what is an example of a political ideology that is often mistakenly labeled as "left wing fascism"?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Then let's have some coffee

What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Why did Kamala say immigrants eating cats isn’t real when there’s police bodycam footage of it happening?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : No

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Why is the world male-dominated?

Me : I don't drink

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?

Me : Thank you.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : Sure.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Tea ?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.